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  <title>do i dare</title>
  <subtitle>disturb the universe?</subtitle>
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    <name>Swarles Barkley</name>
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  <updated>2009-01-20T10:05:40Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:emerald_caprice:64971</id>
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    <title>emerald_caprice @ 2009-01-20T04:05:00</title>
    <published>2009-01-20T10:05:40Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-20T10:05:40Z</updated>
    <lj:music>the ting tings - that's not my name</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I suck rather fantastically at life.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:emerald_caprice:64417</id>
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    <title>emerald_caprice @ 2008-12-11T02:16:00</title>
    <published>2008-12-11T08:25:30Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-11T08:25:30Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;i&gt;Go to your calendar and find the first entry for each month in 2008. Post the first sentence of it in your journal, and that's your "Year in Review."&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jan: I worked our company Christmas party last night* because I am one of the only underage losers who works there, and while I did not get to partake in all the drunken revelry, I did manage to make lots and lots o' money off of those partaking in the drunken revelry.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Feb: I went to a party at a gay Republican's apartment last night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;March: I just watched last week's Lost and cried.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;April: Opening day at the ballpark today, and I worked the day shift.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;May: I am dying of tiredness and loserness and depressedness.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;June: I'm not physically dead-- just totally and completely brain dead.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;July: For those of you who haven't seen I Am Legend, DON'T because the dog dies and it is complete BULLSHIT.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;August: *dusts off livejournal*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;October: "Just a Burger?..."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;November: Things I've Done This Past Week That Are Made of Awesomesauce:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;December: The Be Your Own Pete Wentz Meme:</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:emerald_caprice:63854</id>
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    <title>mememememememememe</title>
    <published>2008-12-04T02:18:51Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-04T02:20:13Z</updated>
    <content type="html">The Be Your Own Pete Wentz Meme:&lt;br /&gt;Put your MP3 player on shuffle, and write down the first line of the first twenty songs. Post the poem that results. The first line of the twenty-first is the title.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Who's in a Bunker?&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Gravity is working against me&lt;br /&gt;Those who are dead are not dead&lt;br /&gt;Where do you go with your broken heart in tow?&lt;br /&gt;I never asked for this&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life&lt;br /&gt;Cold and drizzly night in Chicago's deep dish&lt;br /&gt;I just want you close&lt;br /&gt;I need love, love to ease my mind&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think we need an agent&lt;br /&gt;When it started we had high hopes&lt;br /&gt;Every day, more wicked&lt;br /&gt;Well, let the geek in the pink take a stab at it&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Moving forward using all my breath&lt;br /&gt;I've these dreams&lt;br /&gt;I saw you sliding out the bar&lt;br /&gt;There's a plane and I am flying&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I get home from work, and you're still standing in your dressing gown&lt;br /&gt;Have you ever thought about what protects our hearts?&lt;br /&gt;I feel better, I feel better now you've gone.&lt;br /&gt;When I see you sky as a kite&lt;/i&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:emerald_caprice:62990</id>
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    <title>emerald_caprice @ 2008-10-31T12:48:00</title>
    <published>2008-10-31T17:49:34Z</published>
    <updated>2008-10-31T17:49:34Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I just voted! Hooray! I have done my civic duty.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Come Tuesday, I plan on either getting drunk in celebration (Obama) or despair (McCain).</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:emerald_caprice:52928</id>
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    <title>emerald_caprice @ 2008-04-21T00:09:00</title>
    <published>2008-04-21T05:11:23Z</published>
    <updated>2008-04-26T23:43:52Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">Do I dare&lt;br /&gt;Disturb the universe?&lt;br /&gt;In a minute there is time&lt;br /&gt;For decisions and revisions which a minute will reverse.&lt;br /&gt;- T.S. Eliot, The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:emerald_caprice:44932</id>
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    <title>BOOKS READ IN 2008</title>
    <published>2008-01-30T05:54:11Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-01T21:07:05Z</updated>
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    <content type="html">&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&lt;right&gt;&lt;b&gt;Completed:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/right&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: right;"&gt;The Bermudez Triangle; 1/29/08&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: right;"&gt;An Abundance of Katherines; 1/31/08&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: right;"&gt;Looking for Alaska; 2/2/08&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: right;"&gt;Tithe; 2/5/08&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: right;"&gt;Valiant; 2/17/08&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: right;"&gt;Ironside; 2/18/08&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: right;"&gt;Franny and Zooey; 2/21/08&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: right;"&gt;A Great and Terrible Beauty; 3/12/08&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: right;"&gt;Change of Heart; 3/21/08&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: right;"&gt;Nine Stories; 4/11/08&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: right;"&gt;Number the Stars; 5/8/08 (reread)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: right;"&gt;The Princess Bride; 5/15/08&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: right;"&gt;Fragile Things; 5/15/08&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: right;"&gt;The Great Gatsby; 5/21/08&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: right;"&gt;Firestarter; 6/15/08&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: right;"&gt;Mercy; 6/28/08&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: right;"&gt;Jane Eyre; 7/05/08&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: right;"&gt;Breaking Dawn; 8/03/08&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: right;"&gt;Eclipse; 8/07/08 (reread)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: right;"&gt;Slightly Settled; 9/05/08&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: right;"&gt;When You are Engulfed in Flames; 9/05/08&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: right;"&gt;Charlotte Temple; 9/09/08&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: right;"&gt;Girls in Pants; 9/11/08&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: right;"&gt;Forever in Blue; 9/14/08&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: right;"&gt;Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging; 9/16/08 (reread)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: right;"&gt;Little Women; 9/30/08 (reread)&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: right;"&gt;Running with Scissors; 10/24/08&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: right;"&gt;Magical Thinking; 11/6/08&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: right;"&gt;It's OK, I'm Wearing Really Big Knickers; 11/23/08&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: right;"&gt;Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas; 11/23/08&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li style="text-align: right;"&gt;The Glass Castle; 12/9/08&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: right;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>FRIENDS ONLY</title>
    <published>2005-06-09T10:07:00Z</published>
    <updated>2006-02-08T02:18:39Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;p align="JUSTIFY"&gt;I'm making all of my entries friends-only, not because I am particularly interesting &amp; not because people are flocking to my journal in droves to read about my entirely unfascinating life, but because I write really embarrassing things in here and would like to have at least a general idea of who is mocking my many neuroses, general paranoia, and constant, increasingly ridiculous worries.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So. Yeah. Add me, and I will add you. I'm not picky.</content>
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